The following are some of the highlights.
-We were learning about pirates in history!
-Yeah! 12% were Mexican and they had hard lives and they were farmers and had to move cows and...
-I think you mean 'cowboys.'
-What does 'paltry' mean?
-Chicken? No, small or inferior.
-Like small chicken?
-Did you wrote it?
-What if Mr. Russ became a zombie? He'd be like the biggest zombie.
-No stupid! Don't you know Mr. Russ can't die?
-When I pop the collar in my varsity jacket I feel like a vampire.
-I will give you an A if you get sterilized. - a teacher
-Without school dances, our school would be like a t-Rex at a vegetarian convention. -from a persuasive essay
-Bowling is one of the oldest world sports.
-Yeah, they had it on the Flintstones.
-Why is Perrulat's job, delivering letters in the Yukon, so important?
-How else are all those letters going to get to Santa?
-Does spelling count?
-It's a true/false test.
And now, an original poem by one of my students:
The Difference Between Penguins and Turkeys
But they don't go, "Gobble gobble."
Penguins can't fly very high
But at least they don't get
Served with pie.